The Triumphant Return of Lesser Seattle and the KBO

The Triumphant Return of Lesser Seattle and the KBO

On Sunday morning, I was awakened at 3:00am by a ringing phone. “Who in the hell is calling me this early in the morning?!”, I mumbled. I grabbed my EVO, looked at the screen, and noticed that the call was coming from “Unknown Location”. Confused, I pressed the answer button, and screamed “Who is it?!!” “Is this Seattle Rex?”, asked the...

Seattle Sucks

Seattle Sucks

“Man, what’s the deal with your blog?” I was not prepared for this question. It sounded hostile when it came out of his mouth, but I was sure that I had misunderstood the tone. After all, I am Seattle Rex, and if there is one thing on which everyone agrees, it is that Seattle Rex is universally loved throughout the Pacific Northwest. “Um, what do you mean?”, I asked, hoping to clarify...