Dick Wallpaper?

Sometimes, I am afraid to search my Android’s SD card for fear of what I might find.

You see, programmers have a great deal of autonomy over what they wish to name data directories, and unless you are somewhat of a power user, you can be in for an embarrassing awaking when you sell your phone, give it to a family member, or turn it over to your boss.

For example, yesterday I was looking for a file on my phone, so I pulled up a third party file manager and began digging.

Imagine my shock when I learned that, for what appears to be at least several months, I’ve been carrying a directory full of, and I quote, “dickwallpaper”.

How did it get there?

I do not know.

Either your mother has been using my phone when I wasn’t looking, or Seth from Superbad has taken up Android programming,

I assure you that I did not download any dick wallpaper. At least that’s the story I’m sticking with.

Now the real question.

Do I dare open the folder?

Update: Upon closer inspection, it doesn’t say “dickwallpaper”, it says “dickwallaper”.

Never mind.

Mystery solved.

That’s my porn nickname.