A wife? Ewwww.
Kids? No way.
A minivan? Not if their lives depended on it.
Clothes that fit? Not ’til mom comes by to do laundry.
Hula-hooping in Cal Anderson Park?
Now that’s something a 35 year-old Seattleite can get up before noon for!
Posted on Jun 2, 2012 | 1 comment
A wife? Ewwww.
Kids? No way.
A minivan? Not if their lives depended on it.
Clothes that fit? Not ’til mom comes by to do laundry.
Hula-hooping in Cal Anderson Park?
Now that’s something a 35 year-old Seattleite can get up before noon for!
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I see hippies and I see a lawn, but I don’t see the old man telling them to get off it.