The other night, as I was talking to Emmett Watson, I heard other voices speaking in the background. Pac, Kurt, Whitney (which was odd since she hadn’t faked her death yet), and another man that I couldn’t quite identify.
While I couldn’t quite pinpoint the voice, I do remember what the man said. He kept repeating over and over “We’ve always been shameless about stealing great ideas! We’ve always been shameless about stealing great ideas! We’ve always been shameless about stealing great ideas!”
It didn’t make any sense at the time, so I didn’t think much of it.
Later that day, I ran across the following video:
Wow, that voice sounded familiar, could it have been ……….
Nah. Certainly it was just a coincidence.
I put the entire incident out of my mind, until yesterday when I received my return receipt from Apple. Someone at the company signed for my demand letter on February 6th, which means that since it’s now February 17th, I am free to move ahead with my lawsuit.
This evening, I surfed over to the Secretary of State’s website to find Apple’s registration information in the great state of Washington. When I got there, what did I find?
Director?
President?
Chairman?
What the ….
AH-HA!
Just as I suspected!
Steve Jobs is not dead at all! He’s still controlling Apple just like he always was, only this time, he’s doing it from a secret lair 90 miles west of Forks, Washington.
We’re through the looking glass here, people!
Anyway, if you want to see Steve Jobs in the flesh, one last time, feel free to come to my trial at the King County Courthouse.
Oh, and always remember …
Think Different.
Glad to see I’m still alive. Questioned the fact early this morning.
I would have gotten away with it too if not you kids and your blasted dog!