Seattle Space Needle Reflection at Night

Stupid vs. Evil, Round eh I Lost Count

So, I hear around town that the dumb people have nominated Donald Trump as their party’s candidate.

Ha ha ha.  Those dummies.  Those foolish uneducated dummies.  Those stupid sons and daughters of rednecks who grew up poor and went into the military instead of having their tuitions paid at UW or Evergreen or some other good white person institution of higher homogenous diversification which is filled to the brim with ex-patriots from lilly-white affluent suburbs.

Those stupid McStupidsters.  When will they learn?  When will they wise up? Big dummies. Hey dummies! Yeah, you … dummies. You’re dummies. Ya dumb dummies.

The Democrats, the moneyed liberals and progressives, now those are the smart people.  They have college degrees.  They paid tuition and got fine educations … educations in things like … well like statistics, for example.

Hey, smart people, I have a quick statistics question for you.

Are you ready?

Alright, here it is …

There are, what 400 million people in the United States, right?  That’s damn close to half a billion, with a big “B”.  What are the chances, and I’m looking for a ballpark figure here, but what are the chances that the wife of a former president is the best person for the job of president … in a country of 400 million people?

Wait, what’s that?

Around one in a hundred million?

Are you sure?


Holy shit, folks, we just won the lottery!

Assuming, that is, that Democrats aren’t as painfully stupid as the working-class mongrels. You know, the dummies. Those dummies. Those big, fat, uneducated dummies.


Democracy.  It’s a terrible form of government.  It’s idiot ruled, and never has that been more obvious than in 2016.

Democrats, members of the party which fought a war to preserve slavery, party of the KKK, have lost their fucking minds.

“Wait a minute, Rex, that’s not fair, that was a long, long time ago. it’s not fair to still equate Democrats with slavery?!”

Oh, I see.  But, the Democratic Party and the Confederate Flag were more or less equivalent throughout the slavery era, and you think the flag should be banned now. At least that’s what you claim, and well, that was a long time ago too.

“Don’t challenge my beliefs, Rex, nobody ever challenges my beliefs!  Tell me that I’m good, Rex!  Tell me that I’m special!  Tell me that I’m diverse and tolerant and TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!!!!!!!”

Alright, fine, you’re good, diverse, and tolerant, sheeeesh.  Now I see how the corrupt motherfuckers in the Confederate Party get your vote so easily.

In any event, it’s a fairly poorly-kept secret that Hillary Clinton is far and away more racist than is Donald Trump. More homophobic too.  She hates, loathes, and despises other women, and you don’t even want to know how she treats rape victims.

Nobody cares about that, though.  Could not possibly care less.  People just want to hear what they want to be told.  It doesn’t matter who tells it to them.  Most people would vote for Hitler if he told them what they wanted to hear.  Hell, they DID vote for Hitler when he told them what they wanted to hear.

And so will you.

Ms. Clinton represents everything that is evil about the establishment, and she’s about as genuine as a $3 bill.  For this very reason, she’s the darling of the educated elite, people who can tolerate many things, but honesty is not one of them.  Oh no.  Good god no.  These are people who value an insincere apology nearly as much as their monthly trust fund check.

And while realizing all of this puts me so far outside of the mainstream that I need a telescope just to see it, apparently, I am not the only person in Seattle to realize it.

I actually stumbled upon this chalk graffiti yesterday:

Trump Chalk Graffiti

Uh, did somebody say DOH!?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Republicans are stupid, Democrats are evil.

The level of delusion that a person must suffer to think they hold the moral high-ground, because they are voting for Hillary Clinton, is well into the pathological range. That it’s insane is not even a debatable position. Hillary Clinton is possibly the most corrupt, deranged, most phony person ever to have walked the face of planet earth.

You can say what you want about Donald Trump, and I won’t rebut you.  Do you really think I’m a conservative?  The guy who marched for gay rights when doing so still incurred risk? The guy who thinks universal healthcare and rent control are good things?  The guy who thinks that all drugs should be legalized, as well as prostitution?  The guy who grew up as the only pale face in his neighborhood?  The guy who actually cares about the living standards of the working poor, and frets over the ever-widening wealth gap?  The guy that doesn’t own a car and has a carbon footprint of nearly nil?  The guy who’s ever-critical of every single existing organized religion?

Face it, I’m 800 times more “progressive” than most of you.  I don’t just yap from the comfort of my Twitter account either, looking for cheap pats on the head from the powers-that-be, I’ve had skin in the game.

You really think I want The Apprentice guy to be President? Some fucking multi-millionaire silver-spoon real estate jerkoff? I wouldn’t piss on Donald Trump if all he needed to stave off spontaneous human combustion was a drop of piss from a guy named Rex.

But Hillary Clinton, *shudder* this woman is not a clown. She’s not a buffoon. She’s not some loudmouthed idiot.

Oh no, she’s much more than that. She’s an extremely intelligent, cunning, calculating, soul-less psychopath masquerading as a bona-fide New Yorker, southerner, midwestern-native, or California-girl, depending on where she happens to be at the moment. She’s dangerous. She’s fucking evil incarnate.

Come to think of it, she’s the most perfect candidate the Democratic Party has ever had.

Oh well. Carry on, then.

1 comment to Stupid vs. Evil, Round eh I Lost Count

  • Jason A

    Not sure if Americans will ever have a political party, or a mainstream media outlet, that represents their interests. Democrats and Republicans are two sides of the same coin.

    As you were.

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