Feb 2, 2011

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Seattle is the most beautiful city in the world with no close runner-up, and I challenge anyone who says otherwise to a duel. Since the mountain was out, I took my camera to the top of the Space Needle yesterday afternoon. I came down with 861 shots. These are my favorite photos from the...

Jan 13, 2011

Jan 11, 2011

Every year like clockwork, I lobbied The Stratosphere for a yearly pass to the top of the tower, and every year (also like clockwork), they told me to shove a jalapeno-coated bowling ball up my ass. I always thought their decision not to issue a pass was a little short-sighted. First of all, if people bought a yearly pass to something, they would feel compelled...

Jan 3, 2011

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Dec 25, 2010

You don’t look a day over 1,625 you nutty fictitious Jew. So, how’s Mary? Still a virgin? Anyone hit that fly punani yet? Give her my number and I’ll have her screaming your name before New Year’s Day. And people have the nerve to imply that I’m not in the holiday spirit. Anyway … I spent this Christmas in my own...

Nov 13, 2010

What better way to spend a Federal Holiday than a day at the beach? On Thursday, Veterans Day, I loaded up my Maserati GX-450XYZ with bikini-clad Pam Anderson look-alikes and pointed the car toward the shore, intent on a day of beach volleyball, sand castle building, frisbee, and other assorted fun in the sun. Imagine my disappointment when I arrived at Moclips...

Nov 7, 2010

When I lived in New York City, I took the Staten Island Ferry roughly 2-3 times a year, and overall, I used to enjoy it. The view of lower Manhattan was great, but my enthusiasm was always dampened by the fact that I was either headed to, or had just come from Staten Island … the redheaded stepchild of New York City.  I swear, if not for the Wu-Tang Clan,...

Nov 4, 2010

One of the things that I hated most about living in Las Vegas was the lack of a viable ‘day trip’. It wasn’t that there were no day trips available, it was that they all more or less looked and felt the same.  When you live in Las Vegas, you can make it to the following towns and back in one day (assuming you spend 4-8 hours at your...

Sep 16, 2010

If that ain’t love then tell me what is … I spent last weekend in Portland and while there … I took the tram up to OHSU. The day started off cloudy, but by about 1pm, the clouds broke and all of the mountains were out. During and after the ride, I took the following photographs. I think they help demonstrate why I think the Pacific Northwest is...