Mar 13, 2011

Mar 8, 2011

Mar 7, 2011

I was surfing YouTube a few minutes ago, and I stumbled across a video from Internet Celebrity Chris Pirillo, fellow resident of the “Seattle Area” (I’m not sure if he lives in Seattle proper or not). In it, he gives his “Top 10 Things to Do in Seattle”, which I have transcribed as follows: 1: Fremont Troll 2: Olympic Sculpture Park/Gas Works Park 3:...

Feb 16, 2011

It’s where Kyra Sedgwick finally accepted Campbell Scott’s marriage proposal … before, you know, getting t-boned by a pickup truck and losing the baby. Perhaps if she had paid more attention to driving instead of ripping the X man, the entire thing could have been avoided. Women drivers. Anyway, for more information about Gas Works Park,...

Feb 2, 2011

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Seattle is the most beautiful city in the world with no close runner-up, and I challenge anyone who says otherwise to a duel. Since the mountain was out, I took my camera to the top of the Space Needle yesterday afternoon. I came down with 861 shots. These are my favorite photos from the...

Jan 18, 2011

This is Jimi Hendrix. He lives near the corner of Broadway and Pine on Capitol Hill. Jimi may have to move. (see: http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/archives/190867.asp) Personally, I think he should stay where he is. You see, from all accounts, Jimi was never, ever, African. I’m not sure why we still have an obsession with grouping people. All the...

Jan 13, 2011

Jan 11, 2011

Every year like clockwork, I lobbied The Stratosphere for a yearly pass to the top of the tower, and every year (also like clockwork), they told me to shove a jalapeno-coated bowling ball up my ass. I always thought their decision not to issue a pass was a little short-sighted. First of all, if people bought a yearly pass to something, they would feel compelled...

Jan 10, 2011

In the People’s Republic of Fremont.

Jan 4, 2011

It was three hours before 2010 turned into 2011, and I was puking into a plastic bag. It was like that Family Guy episode where everyone drank ipecac on a dare. My family and I all had the flu and it was decided that no way in hell was anyone going anywhere for New Year’s Eve. After all, we’ve been there & done that so many times that...

Jan 3, 2011

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Dec 25, 2010

You don’t look a day over 1,625 you nutty fictitious Jew. So, how’s Mary? Still a virgin? Anyone hit that fly punani yet? Give her my number and I’ll have her screaming your name before New Year’s Day. And people have the nerve to imply that I’m not in the holiday spirit. Anyway … I spent this Christmas in my own...

Nov 7, 2010

When I lived in New York City, I took the Staten Island Ferry roughly 2-3 times a year, and overall, I used to enjoy it. The view of lower Manhattan was great, but my enthusiasm was always dampened by the fact that I was either headed to, or had just come from Staten Island … the redheaded stepchild of New York City.  I swear, if not for the Wu-Tang Clan,...