The Melvins, the most important band of the last 30 years, will be playing The Crocodile on Friday May 13th and Saturday May 14th.
On Friday, they will perform the entirety of records Lysol, Eggnog, and Houdini.
On Saturday, they will perform the entirety of Bullhead and Stoner Witch.
Tickets are only 25 bones, and all proceeds will go toward hiring a professional hair stylist for Buzz.
This is going to be great.

Speaking of Crocs, how are those shoes working out for you?
Kurt Cobain loved the Melvins. Today is the anniversary of his death. Poor Kurt.