A few months ago, I wrote a short post about the Chase Bank that was vandalized on Capitol Hill. Hours after posting it, I received a comment on the blog from someone named “Smith” who simply said:
“Very uneducated people are obviously writing your articles”
The critique was fair enough, but it was without substance or rebuttal. When I looked at the posting host, it was apparent why this was. You see, “Smith” was posting from a JP Morgan Chase office. Basically, according to Chase, criticizing Chase is “uneducated”.
Here’s the thing, though … according to Seattle Rex, criticizing Seattle Rex makes you a serial killing pedophile.
Smith, I’m looking at you.
In any event, comes word today that yours truly may not be quite as uneducated as our moneyed overlords would have you believe.
I direct you to: http://www.king5.com/news/125105599.html
Basically, some African-looking guy took a cashier’s check to Chase, at which point the bank had the man arrested. The guy spent 5 days in jail and had his car towed and auctioned off.
It turns out that the check was good, though, and Chase had made a terrible mistake. Instead of copping to the mistake and making it right, however, Chase waited nearly a year until it was contacted by corporate media before “apologizing”.
I’m really supposed to be outraged when some misguided kid breaks your window?
Heh, no offense Smith, but fuck you in the most unholy of orifices. You destructive criminals deserve each other.
Stay classy, Chase.
I’ll stay uneducated.