Today, my hometown football team beat my hometown football team.
The Seahags prevailed over the Foreskins, which means that tickets to next year’s games, as well as team merchandise, will almost certainly increase.
Being the ‘Hags 12th man is a little like being an abused spouse. The team doesn’t give a shit about me, and they rip me off whenever they can, but I keep coming back for more, ever loyal to the end.
Still, I guess it’s a little exciting when the home team wins, and it’s one of the few times in my life I can pretend to have “won” anything.
So, in your face other team’s fans. Due to my stellar play as the 12th man, “we’re” going to the playoffs.
Yes, yes, in all of your faces!