This afternoon, I was walking through Westlake Park when all of a sudden I was attacked by a vicious pack of zombies.
Zombies in Downtown Seattle
Where did they come from?
I don’t know.
What did they want?
Got Brains?
I Want Your Brain!
Brains, I guess.
Not wanting to miss the next season of American Idol, I wasn’t going to go easily.
Downtown Seattle Zombies
Zombies are Patriots Too
Zombies Want Boy's Brains
Asian Zombie Invasion
Zombies in the Subway Station
Zombie Looking for Next Victim in Subway Station
I made a dash for the nearby subway station, and the zombies quickly followed. They chased me down the escalator, down the stairs, and just as they were about to catch up with me, I caught a break.
Zombies Waiting in Line to Get Subway Tickets
You see, I already had an ORCA card, and the zombies did not. When they stopped at the fare machine to get their tickets, I lost them in the abyss of the subterranean tunnel.
Zombies Gave Up
Seattle Rex narrowly lives to blog another day.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
This from a man who is afraid of the backcountry and wilderness?
Shoulda called Homeland Security so that they could protect us.
“If you see something, say something!”